me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me:
me:
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier:

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via disorder)

inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

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