tell me why u follow me on anon

(Source: 1985panties, via mikeyspanties)

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

image

(Source: asterkid, via greed)

topshoq:

I just want to have a lot of money to buy clothes and travel 

(via nice-wig-janis)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via greetings)

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

(Source: fascinates, via tonysperrys)

jaclcfrost:

love triangles are so unnecessary so often like… they’re used too much… they’re unnecessary. this is unnecessary. i am not interested. i feel like yawning. i’m yawning

(via nice-wig-janis)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via satium)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via measurable)